Upscale Real Estate Porn

Written by Jim the Realtor

May 6, 2017

Using sex appeal to sell homes – I’m surprised we haven’t seen more like this!

OPUS

Beverly Hills’ most expensive property.

Interior features of this state of the art dream home include:

• Roberto Cavalli flooring
• 15-seat curved screen theater with JBL Synthesis Audio
• 2 massive bars, one of which has “Winestation” that preserves and dispenses glasses with the exact amount and temperature
• Gourmet Show Kitchen w/ iPad controlled Top Brewer coffee machine
• State of the Art “Savant” Home Automation and Security
• Privacy and protection ensured through a private entrance
• Longhi doors in suede and embossed leather
• Specially commissioned golden sculpture adorning the large motor court
• Separate Catering/Event Kitchen

Offered at $100 million.

OPUS | Red Band Trailer from Drew Fenton on Vimeo.

4 Comments

  1. stormin

    For that price, how many women are included?

  2. Jim the Realtor

    You think like TMZ, stormin….

    http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/04/opus-mansion-movie-trailer-beverly-hills-for-sale/

    Leave it to a Hollywood producer to unload his $100 million mansion with the SEXIEST video sales pitch ever — complete with semi-naked women … touching each other.

    The famed Bev Hills estate known as Opus just hit the market, and this movie trailer-styled reel is sure to have buyers lining up for the 20,500 sq ft, 7 bed, 11 bath palace.

    Opus was built by mega developer and former movie producer Nile Niami. He also had a hand in the promotional vid for the “Billionaires’ Row” property.

    You might notice the 2 pools, waterfall, champagne vault, home theater and beauty salon — in between shots of topless women in body paint. It also comes with a 10-car museum pre-stocked with a gold Lamborghini Aventador and Rolls-Royce Dawn.

    Opus is listed by Drew Fenton of Hilton & Hyland, who also brokered the Playboy Mansion deal.

    Golden ladies not included. We’re pretty sure.

  3. Susie

    Excuse me, stormin…

    For that price how many men are included? And those men better have abs of steel, probably an eight-pack… 🙂

    (The pulsing “heartbeat” in the video was a nice touch.)

  4. daytrip

    Welp… Charles Dickens, after wandering around Five Points in NYC, said something to the effect of “extreme poverty twists the soul.” I think the same goes for extreme wealth. Not always, but too often. The extreme on either end can tend to turn one into a d-bag. When that happens, one can tend to become either a nihilist, or a pagan of sorts.

    This video, with it’s contrived Egyptian theme, depicting a 21st century Caligulan house warming party, seems to mesh the two extremes. The creators know their audience: twisted souls. They post it proudly under the premise: “you’d be just like us… if you could.”

    They might be right, which makes it even more annoying. >: /

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