Written by Jim the Realtor

October 5, 2023

PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME FOR OPEN HOUSES. Title and Escrow to be seller’s choice. Deposit to be in escrow within 48 hours of acceptance and seller has the right to cancel without providing a notice to perform, if the deposit isn’t received by escrow within 48hrs.

**NO MORE SHOWINGS, MULTIPLE OFFERS OVER ASKING PRICE IN HAND**

For offers full price and above, seller is offering a full commission of 3%

Offers do by Wednesday 5pm

Views are not guaranteed and can be abstracted at any time.

24 HOUR NOTICE FOR QUALIFIED BUYERS ONLY! DO NOT WALK PROPERTY, PLEASE! SKIDDISH TENANTS.

Seller is not open to making repairs or offering buyers a credit for repairs.

Paint is fire proof

Please, no blind offers. Please do not call to ask if I have offers, email your highest and best.

Please do not submit any narratives or photos of your buyers regardless of how cute they may be- only the actual offer will be submitted. The super cuddly dogs do not convey with the house. Seller is NOT contingent on purchase. Please do not play the harps (I know it is soooo tempting).

Buyer must have inspection completed by certified ASHI, CREIA, NACHI, or NAHI Inspection Company.

Possible noise from traffic, aircraft and watercraft activities, appliances, and neighbors etc. Buyers are recommended to investigate neighborhood safety by contacting the local police department.

Owner is a fragile, elderly lady with a bad back. Don’t make it weird, thanks.

3 Comments

  1. Rob_Dawg

    > Title and Escrow to be seller’s choice.

    Pretty sure that’s illegal.

    (Greetings from the Scottish Highlands.)

  2. Jim the Realtor

    And yes it is illegal for the seller to dictate the title company (buyer gets to choose).

    But listing agents will DQ you if you insist.

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