Only problem with this is they’re using their in-house nerds to sell the product.

Nerds are often depressing!

Specifically, why introduce incongruence, and lack of symmetry, to sell a program that is intrinsically about congruence and symmetry? Unless you’re a moron? Hire attractive, energetic sales people, and leave the nerds alone! They don’t want to be bathed and cornered in front of a camera anyway! Just making everyone miserable for no good reason. Get professional!