Written by Jim the Realtor

September 17, 2018

Initially this had a lot of promise being the HGTV winner and being oceanfront for only $15 million, but as the film rolls on, you realize the high density – it is practically like a condo. It might be better enjoyed with the volume down:

9 Comments

  1. Jim the Realtor

    Either music or talking, not both.

  2. daytrip

    The “updated for 2018 Boris and Natasha” couple hits the right nostalgic note for boomers in that market. If they had Bullwinkle’s head over the fireplace, it would be perfect.

    In any case, I’d rather live in a more conventional house, and just visit an Apple store. Don’t think I’d enjoy actually living in one. Reminds me too much of nerds.*

    *Shameless reverse snobbery from someone who can’t even afford to breath in that house anyway.

  3. Rob_Dawg

    For $15m I’d buy 8 of them in Hawaii and use the rest to buy and maintain a private jet to commute there in the same time it would take to get to 24 Lagunita from downtown SD.

  4. daytrip

    I’d rather buy a remote village in Thailand and fashion myself
    as their local tough but fair warlord.

    The ladies always fancy warlords

    Many of them deny it… until they MEET one!

  5. Rob_Dawg

    Warlords have infinity pools. To be really posh you need a negative infinity pool.

  6. Daytrip

    Negative infinity pool?

    Isn’t that a… bidet?

    You’re right. Though a necessity, it could disquiet the natives. Disquiet natives in a remote village is always bad news. This idea is turning into a huge hassle. Just forget I said anything.

  7. Name

    >I’d rather buy a remote village in Thailand and fashion myself
    >as their local tough but fair warlord.

    Bet ya a signed dollar we all know what that means.

  8. daytrip

    “Bet ya a signed dollar we all know what that means.”

    Haven’t been there, so even I don’t know what that means. Maybe you could share one of your private video’s of one of your trips there, to give us an vivid idea.

  9. Elon Musk

    I’ve never been to Thailand, but I did send a submarine those ingrates didn’t use. You know what it means when I bet a signed dollar, you pedo daytrip. Enjoy your Tesla

    Best Regards,
    Elon

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